Pookie/Pukie Vocabulary or also known as Pookie Words is the way Pookies speak as think they're babies or little kids, which they have failed at. It's characterized for having a lot of 'w' on its words but there are also some other differences. Sometimes, Pookie Haters make fun of they way Pookies talks, comparing Pookiese to a "retarded language", making some of the pookies salty.

Here is a list of the words what those idiotic Pookies might say (WARNING CANCER):

Pookie wewo

A Pookshit that cannot even speak properly.



  • Asleep: Asweep (sometimes they say "fwalls asweep")
  • Angry, Angery: Angwy,
  • Hello: Wewo
  • Hi: Hwi
  • Me: Mwe
  • Please: Pwease (sometimes they say ''pwease pwick mwe'', ''pwease mot!'' They might say "pwease mot!" when you're about to kill them)
  • You, your: Woo (examples: ''woo are my wista'', ''woo iggy'' and ''woo pwetty!'')
  • Bitting: Bwitez, Bwitting
  • Thanks, thank you: Tanks, ank woo, banks, bank woo
  • Yes: Wes
    Pookie cphrase

    One of the weirdest phrases Pookies could ever say: thus making them "notorious" for being retarded-like.

  • No: Mo (Shows as "Moe" on CP)
  • Not: Mot (sometimes they say 'mot woo!')
  • Sister: Wista, sista
  • Brother: Broder, bwoder
  • Small: Smwall, Smol/smwol (rare)
  • Big: Biggy
  • Mother, mom: Mumu, moo mee (rare), mama, mwa mwa (rare), mommy, mummy, wammy (rare)
  • Father: Duh duh/duhduh/dudu, dada, dadee (rare), doo doo (rare), daa daa (rare), fada (rare)
  • Puppy: Uppie, wuppy (rare)
  • Kitty: Kittie
  • Worm(s): Wormmy, Wormie, Wormz, Wormiez
  • Play, plays, playing: Pway, pways, pwaying
  • Cry, cries, crying: Cwy, cwies, cwying
  • Hit, hits, hitting: Wits, wit, witting
  • Danger, dangerous: Dwanger, dwangerous
  • Hate, hates, hating: Gate, gates, gating
  • Pick, picks, picking: Pwick, pwicks, pwicking
  • Run, runs, running: Wun, wuns, wunz, wunning
  • Hug, hugs, hugging: Wug, wugs, wugz, wunning
  • Mean, bully: Mwean/mean, mweanie/meanie
  • Listen, listens, listening: Wisten, wistens, wistening
  • Like, likes, liking: Wike, wikes, wiking
  • Grow, grows, growing: Gwow, gwows, gwowing
  • Break, breaks, breaking: Bweak, bweaks, bweaking
  • Sleep, sleeps, sleeping: Sweep, sweeps, sweeping
  • What's up: Watz Op
  • Sleepy: Sweepy (sometimes they say ''is sweepy'')
  • Try, tries, trying: Twy, twies, twying
  • Look, looks, looking: Wook, wooks, wooking
  • Strange, stranger: Stwange, stwanger
  • Little: Wittle, lil'
  • Princess, prince: Pwincess, pwince (sometimes they say ''is wittle pwincess'')
  • Pretty: Pwetty (sometimes they say ''woo pwetty!'')
  • Horrible: Worrible, Worribwle
  • Screams: Scweams


  • Rarely, some Pookies might not using those words while talking, such as Pookies like Max, Whorealine and Fluffy Pookie. Superpuking is a good example.