Pookie Hater Defense
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No More Pookies
Founded February 8, 2014
Closed Still Open
Status Active
Leader Blu Bell (formerly)
Agent Club (retired)
Agent Extreme
Headquarters Pookie Hater Defense HQ
Alias(es) PHD

Pookie Hater Defense (PHD) is an agency that skills pookies on Club Penguin, this army is dedicated of wiping out all pookies. The agency was founded by Blu Bell on February 8, 2014, but on August 1, 2015, Agent Club became the new director as he was more active than Blu Bell, worked harder than Blu Bell and was overall a better agent and unlike Blu Bell, proved himself to be a trustworthy, active and hard-working director.


Main Article: History of Pookie Hater Defense

How It Started

At the end of January 2014, Club was annoyed by pookies and he hated them so much, he decided pookies were a menace and needed to die. Later that next day (February 1, 2014) Club was browsing the internet after getting annoyed by pookies once again; since he disliked them a lot, he decided to create a wiki for hating pookies until he found this wiki called "The Pookie Protest Wiki", which Club checked out and decided to look around, Club began to express his hate for pookies. The wiki didn't have that much pages which Club wanted to shape things up, he edited pages, created, and made his first mainspace wiki edit. As a couple days passed Club started to gain interest on this wiki and contributed for about a few days. The founder of the wiki was Blu Bell and let Club to create more pages to make it a better wiki. On February 8, 2014 an anonymous wiki contributor came to the wiki and called pookie haters stupid which at some point created a page called "Pookie Hater Defense" and "Pookie Hater Defense Weaponary", Blu Bell notices this and got an idea which then lead creating it into a real agency.


After Agent Club retired on January 9, 2016, the agency went downhill. No new missions were held, no new agents joined and the website where all missions took place was mostly abandoned with only a few people there attempting to keep it alive. Some people suggested that the agency should close due to its inactivity but people like Agent Extreme and Agent Unknown disagree with this. Both agents will attempt to revive the PHD sometime in 2017 (most likely Summer).

How To Skill A Pookie

  • 'We sneak into a mumu/duh duhs home, hide behind something (closets). When the owner gets home with a pookie we jump out with a weapon. We don't just wait ti'll the pookie says "sees name tag with violet eyes under closet", or anything cute and we skill the pookie.
  • Rarely, there will be a trap at someone's igloo. We will go to the pet shop and say things like "POOKIE DAYCARE AT MY IGLOO ON MAP!" Pookies may go to see it what it is only to find out that it is a torture place for pookies like the Pookie Hater Defence. Sometimes we will keep pookies as hostages.
  • We usually do stuff that makes pookies cry, scream, or shout. We insult them by throwing snowballs at them or throwing them to remote areas. We also steal or rip the pookies teddy, rockhopper plush, or golden elmos. Then we say "rips teddy". We also make angry mobs (pookie protets) to skill or ban pookies.

Reasons Why We May Hate Pookies

  • We don't like the fact that pookies get adopted in the pet shop, for it gets people to pay less attention to the puffles.
  • We think that pookies are offensive to orphans, for mostly being rich and having nice clothes before getting adopted.
  • When someone chooses a pookie they sometimes twirl the pookie and they say "weeee". We can get very annoyed when we see this.
  • Because we are prep haters, thinking that pookies are prep juniors.
  • Because we got an account banned by pookies.
  • Because they throw a fit.
  • Because we have a relative life in real life that hates pookies.
  • We mostly hate pookies because we find them annoying.
  • Because they don't speak properly.
  • Because they sometimes commit suicide in roleplay.
  • Because most of them are sexist

Types of Pookie Haters

  • Pookie Hater is someone who dislikes pookies for the reasons listed above and we normally try to avoid them.
  • Pookie Skiller is a type of pookie hater who wants to skill all pookies and goes around abusing them.
  • Pookie Hunter is a type of pookie hater that hunts for pookies. When they find one, they either kidnap the pookie or take them to a dangerous area.


Main Article: PHD Branches

  • Marines
  • Navy
  • Air Force

List of Agents

Main Article: PHD Agents

Pookie Hater Defense is a pookie-skilling agency for pookie haters, there are currently 33 agents in the PHD. Each of them are very skilled, and experienced haters.


Main Article: Pookie Hater Defense Study Handbook

This handbook is only given to agents who have joined the Pookie Hater Defense (PHD).

Weaponary We Use to Skill Pookies

See: Pookie Hater Defense Weaponary

  • Snow Laucher
  • Stealth Set
  • Tactical Set
  • Comm Set
  • Silver Sufboard
  • Whistle
  • Trusty Spear
  • Thunderblade



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